worldangel Posted October 3, 2025 Posted October 3, 2025 Joke: I'm nervous... "I'm nervous... I've never been with a prostitute before..." "It's alright baby, just tell me what you like." "I like turtles." yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 3, 2025 Posted October 3, 2025 Joke: Making A Small Fortune Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Answer: Start off with a big one. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 3, 2025 Posted October 3, 2025 Joke: During their silver anniversary... During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The husband replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2025 Posted October 4, 2025 Joke: Keeping Score in Golf My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered Felix. "Okay," my brother said, "let's go." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2025 Posted October 4, 2025 Joke: Two guys were riding in a car,... Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly." The waitress goes, "Bur-ger-King." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2025 Posted October 4, 2025 Joke: Patient: Doctor, I have a little .. Patient: Doctor, I have a little man in my head, and he's cursing all the time! Doctor: Well, this problem is really easy to fix! It will cost you $1000. Patient: Doctor, do you know what the little guy just said? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2025 Posted October 4, 2025 Joke: Preventive medicine belief Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2025 Posted October 5, 2025 Joke: Hamburger A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2025 Posted October 5, 2025 Joke: Judge Has Some Fun A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD." The drunk promptly fainted. The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded "I've always wanted to do that." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2025 Posted October 5, 2025 Joke: Blind date How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2025 Posted October 5, 2025 Joke: WELL? It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor's door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. "WELL?" he shouted. "No," moaned the man. "Sick." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2025 Posted October 6, 2025 Joke: The Date A man drives his date up to lover’s lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move. "I`m a hooker". The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at it. After they finish, the guy says, "Now I should be honest too. I`m a cab driver and it’s going to cost you $25 to get back to town". Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2025 Posted October 6, 2025 Joke: A couple arrived at the boarding gate... A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2025 Posted October 6, 2025 Joke: It was the first day of school... It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?" "He's a magician." "That must be exciting, what tricks can he do?" "He can saw people in half." "That is clever, and tell me do you have any brothers or sisters?" "Yes, one half brother, and two half sisters." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2025 Posted October 6, 2025 Joke: An older man, not in the best... An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?" The trainer replied... "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2025 Posted October 7, 2025 Joke: A couple arrived at the boarding gate... A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2025 Posted October 7, 2025 Joke: It was the first day of school... It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?" "He's a magician." "That must be exciting, what tricks can he do?" "He can saw people in half." "That is clever, and tell me do you have any brothers or sisters?" "Yes, one half brother, and two half sisters." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 Joke: Working late It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. "And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. "Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 Joke: Cruise Control My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon. Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad leaned back and said, “I think I'll let Tom drive for a while.” “Tom who?” I asked. My mother translated for me: “Tom Cruise, of course.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 Joke: Daddy’s Hair Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. “He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 Joke: Missing Thermometer A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. To her dismay, she pulls out a rectal thermometer. In frustration, she throws her arms up and shouts, "Oh, great! Some asshole has my pen! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 Joke: One day, a man came home and was... One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 Joke: I'm nervous... "I'm nervous... I've never been with a prostitute before..." "It's alright baby, just tell me what you like." "I like turtles." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 Joke: Making A Small Fortune Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Answer: Start off with a big one. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 Joke: During their silver anniversary... During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The husband replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2025 Posted October 10, 2025 Joke: Potential Employee’s Application A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee’s application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.” “Well Sir,” the applicant replies, “the work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2025 Posted October 10, 2025 Joke: Kiss At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it. A guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much.” speaker replied, “You don't know my wife. The letters stand for “Keep It Short, Stupid.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2025 Posted October 10, 2025 Joke: Have faith... A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted. A majestic voice boomed through the gorge: "I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me." "Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man. "Let go of the branch," boomed the voice. There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2025 Posted October 10, 2025 Joke: Trouble hearing.... A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!" Doctor says "Let’s check this out." Looks into the man's ear with his flash light and says, "There's a foreign object in here." Takes his tweezers and pulls it out.......Doc says to the old man, "It's a suppository!!" The old man takes a look, asks the Doc, "Can I use your phone?? Need to tell the wife that I know where I put that hearing aid!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2025 Posted October 11, 2025 Joke: Three Nurses Tricks Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2025 Posted October 11, 2025 Joke: Hair pulling A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says... "Now she knows." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2025 Posted October 11, 2025 Joke: Only Reason You Married Me After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her. 'Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million.' 'Don't be ridiculous,' she replied. 'I don't care who left it to you.' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2025 Posted October 11, 2025 Joke: Safe Sex Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant... This year I'm taking her with me! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 Joke: Hamburger A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 Joke: Judge Has Some Fun A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD." The drunk promptly fainted. The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded "I've always wanted to do that." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 Joke: Blind date How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2025 Posted October 12, 2025 Joke: WELL? It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor's door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. "WELL?" he shouted. "No," moaned the man. "Sick." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2025 Posted October 13, 2025 Joke: Virginity A dad went into his 13-year old daughter's bedroom to find her smoking. "How long have you been smoking?" he shouted. "Since I lost my virginity," she replied. "You lost your VIRGINITY?" he shrieked. "When the hell did this happen?" The daughter replied, "No idea, I was drunk!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2025 Posted October 13, 2025 Joke: Peanuts A sweet old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He eats a few and asks her why she isn't having any herself. "Oh they're too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn't." "Why did you buy them all then?" wonders the driver. "You see, I just love the chocolate they're covered in!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2025 Posted October 13, 2025 Joke: Tenses A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I'm beautiful,' which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2025 Posted October 13, 2025 Joke: What’s My Name? The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... That's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling." "Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . " Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2025 Posted October 14, 2025 Joke: This morning I went to sign my This morning I went to sign my Dog up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is a mix in colour, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog. So, she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. This is a great country! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2025 Posted October 14, 2025 Joke: 90-year-old man said to his... A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2025 Posted October 14, 2025 Joke: Graduation Speech When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. 'I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice.' At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's handwriting.' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2025 Posted October 14, 2025 Joke: A Relaunched Air BnB Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn't attract even a single customer. Eventually, they decided to call their venture "Doctors Without Boarders." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2025 Posted October 15, 2025 Joke: First time A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination." shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2025 Posted October 15, 2025 Joke: Three Policemen at the Pearly Gates Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a police officer,” he responded. “What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.“ I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.” “Welcome to heaven. You may end the gates. ”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer” “I was a traffic officer,” said the man. “I kept the roads and highways safe.” “Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates.” He asked the third man what he did as a police officer. “I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man. “Wonderful! I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter. “I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2025 Posted October 15, 2025 Joke: Having lunch one day, a sex... Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing." "Really?" asked the friend. The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?" The friend nodded her head and replied, "No." The therapist replied, "I didn't think so." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2025 Posted October 15, 2025 Joke: Always on Call A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend. ‘I’ll be right over,’ whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, ‘Is it serious?’ ‘Oh yes, quite serious,’ said the doctor gravely. ‘In fact, there are three doctors there already!’ Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2025 Posted October 16, 2025 Joke: Caught Masturbating What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? "It's not what it looks like." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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